The title of this post comes directly from an ad on Craigslist today. I kid you not, here is the text of the ad:

We are seeking a creative person to update our 8 page website. Hoping to work with a student or amateur – No Pros Please.

Website originally created in Yahoo Sitebuilder software.

Short, quick, and easy job.

People, please. You truly get what you pay for. Please do not try this at home, or more importantly, with your business. Call me.

written by Christopher Murray